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Lately, their activities had been limited to playing cards a few times a week.
One day when playing cards, one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.
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They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.